The best collection of jokes for coaches to tell their players. Safe for all ages. Funny coach jokes for baseball, hockey, basketball, soccer, football and more. Great for starting a practice with a smile. Keep jokes in your clipboard so they're always handy.
These jokes are great for swimmers, parents, swim coaches, lifeguards, swimming fans and anyone who enjoys swimming. These jokes are great to share with a swim team! If you're really into swimming, then bookmark this page and check back for new additions.
23. When coach says the practice is going to be "easy." 24. Cause everybody just has to swim in the "fast" lane. 25. We know that "anti-fog" is a myth. 26. It's good to have expectations of where we are going to end up as swimmers. 27. Coach and his hilarious sense of humor. 28. That will learn us for doing it right! 29.
Swimming Jokes. Where do ghosts go swimming? In the Dead Sea! Why did Vegetarians stop swimming? Because they didn't like meets! Why do you keep doing backstroke? Because I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach. What do a dentist and a swimming coach have in common? They both use drills.